"no, phil, i'm not going to dress up as a hello kitty vibrator!" - jonathan l. jesneck
"i want to dress up as kim jong-il, but i think i'd get in trouble for that one..." - phil
hope your date with kelly hu goes well, d00d!

(btw, it DOES exist... read it in Wired Magazine, and you can read here.)

say it ain't so boo, say it ain't so! ;)